• Boy: Why do you straighten your hair?
  • Girl: Because it makes it look longer.
  • Boy: oh
  • Doctor: Okay, tell me again how you burned your penis.
  • Friend: There's nothing worse than death.
  • Me: Final seasons
  • Me: Post-concert depression
  • Me: When there's no food
  • Me: Fictional characters dying
  • Me: Hipster blogs
  • Me: When your crush asks someone else out
  • Me: No wi-fi
  • Friend:
  • Me: When porn appears on your dash while someone is behind you
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